I found this thing in my pocket...I think it's Amanto technology. My 'typing' is still slow, but it's pretty neat to use it.

All you Amanto out there reading this, surrender peacefully and we won't kill you! I promise!



[ooc: Age reversal. Sakamoto is cursed into being his self as a teenager-- idealistic and conflicted young innovator with a fetish for foreign guns.]

I used to think people could change if you gave them enough encouragement, but now I realize people never change. They're always the same, inside. They just choose to make different decisions in different situations.


Sadly I seem to be making the same decisions. And now I'm all out of booze.


I hope Gintoki is alright.

[Voice, with very heavy breathing]

I could barely get a hit in edgewise, it's been way too long. Hahaha. Oh god. It hurts to laugh. But I told you it was coming. That silly curse was a dress rehearsal.

Kou-chan, please don't look outside until Gintoki comes around. I don't want to be blamed for contributing to the corruption of a minor.

That was a joke, see.

[End Voice]



[ooc: Yeeeaaah. Takasugi mostly-killed Sakamoto as a matter of his own pride for daring to sully his body over the curse. He stabbed him in the lungs, cut off his hands, broke his kneecap and left him for dead. Eventually the Gintama cast will get tired of killing one another. This may not be soon.]

Haha, that joke is getting stale, you know. Pretty soon I won't be laughing anymore, especially because you've stolen my drinking partner from me and it's been a cat's age since I've been as drunk as I'd like.


Is there anywhere in this city where I can get a pair of walkie talkies? They're for very legitimate use, I assure you!

You were right when you said I left because I was a coward. I believed in what I'm doing, I believe in what I'm doing, but I also didn't want to die. Even more, I don't want to die that way. Swords terrify me, that's why I won't touch the things anymore. I was never too worried about all those times I was shot when I was in space, but I still wince if I slip when I'm chopping up vegetables.


That's why I never tried to get very acquainted with you.

I throw money at everyone's problems to solve them because there's only one better way to solve problems, and that's to get rid of their source. But that's too much like agreeing with him.



Hahaha...what?

So I am moving in with Kintoki (because Zura said I'm not dreaming and even if I am dreaming, I guess it won't make a difference when I wake up what I do while I'm dreaming) to an apartment which should have a veranda because I like them, until Zura cleanses this place of evil! Whatever that means. I guess I'll just call it a vacation from work! Where can I get a good glass of wine, though?!

I heard that nobody dies in this place and nothing bad ever really keeps. Why are you all so cranky about living in HEAVEN?